No Time To Make Dinner? Try Chewable Diapers!

Mmmm, tangy cheddar.

Cooking With Christopher Walken

He doesn't look like him, but he gets the voice spot on. And the timing.

The Ghost Of Michael Jackson, Live On CNN.

I'm not one for freaky ghost things, but this is pretty cool. Dedicated to my wife, a true ghost hunter.

One More Reason I Can't Stand Glenn Beck...

He wriggles, he squirms, it's all very embarrassing for the guy. Well it would be, if he wasn't a self-righteous douche who thinks he's part of "gotcha" journalism (which, by the way, he plays with people he doesn't like). Simple question, impossible for him to answer because it would reveal himself as a racist. Which he's not, obviously. Glenn, if you make a statement, back it up or retract it.

The Pants-Crapper Truck Design


Yep, it's painted on the back. But for a second, you will go poo-poo.

Car Ad FAIL



How about...

The Italian Job
(the original with Michael Caine)

Swordfish (It got lifted by a copter at the end)

The Dark Knight
(Joker uses it in the first robbery)

Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (yes, the drag queen movie with General Zod)

Now, please continue in the comments...we should get this list to at least 10.

Moron Of The Day

And people wonder why some of these protesters are getting mocked.

Lost Dog

No reward for finding it I'm afraid.

Fun Times In Cleveland Today. CLEVELAND!

Sorry if you're from Cleveland.
Not because this might offend you, I'm just sorry you're from there. It must suck!



Worst. Tattoo. Ever.

Words fail me. Why did anyone agree to do this?

Think Your Commute Is Bad? Try Japan.

Sardines have more room.

Blog Name FAIL

I mean, come on. The Peta Files? You messing with me?

Robot Pool Shark

This is cool. But the piece that follows is even cooler.

How To Kiss A Women - By Captain James T. Kirk

I guess I should have expected the ending. But I didn't. I can't stop laughing.

The Worst Star Trek Fight Ever. Yes, Ever.

The tension. I wish there was some.

The Stuff Of Nightmares

I can see this being a horror film in no time. This lovely little parasite eats the tongue of the host it's on, then it attaches itself in place of the tongue and, well I guess it eats whatever the host is eating. Yum.

Admit It, You Really Want To Try This.

Even if you have to buy the teapot.

Art In Perspective


Cool. Lose about half your weight, and height, in a second.

The Cat With The Drinking Problem

Bizarre. And funny. And cute. For my beautiful wife Nikki, the true cat-lover in our family.

The Worst Answer In The History Of Quiz Shows

I mean, the answer is bad enough. But then look at her opponent. That will be one awkward party after the show.

Snow White And Apple

My dream macbook. Awesome idea.