Black Eyed Peas - The Worst Song Ever
And that takes some doing considering their back catalog.
Evlis, The King, Standing There...Without Hair...Or Something
The guy was absolutely off his nuts on something. Probably booze and burgers.
The Rorschach Test Answers...Seriously
After decades of being kept secret, the word is finally out. Here are the actual 10 inkblot cards accompanied by the most popular answers. If you see something really different, you may be considered odd or dangerous.
Plate 1: Bat, Butterfly or Moth
Plate 2: Two Humans
Plate 3: Two Humans
Plate 4: Animal Skin, Massive Animal
Plate 5: Bat, Butterfly or Moth
Plate 6: Animal Hyde, Skin Rug
Plate 7: Human Head, Faces
Plate 8: Pink: Animal
Plate 9: Orange: Human
Plate 10: Blue: Crab, Lobster, Spider
Suck On This O'Reilly
I am so tired of Faux News and its propaganda. The facts are the facts, stop scaring people and stop making stuff up! I'd visit Amsterdam over Detroit, Chicago or L.A. any day.
This Is Why We're Fat
I don't think this looks remotely appetizing. And yes, it's a cheeseburger inside a jelly donut.
Top 10 Crappy Movies featuring GREAT Actors
We can understand some of these. Michelle Pfeiffer was just starting out, so maybe Grease 2 seemed like a good idea at the time. But DeNiro, you have got no excuse for Rocky & Bullwinkle. You just don't. And the rest of you, most of you are lucky you still have careers.
10: Denzel Washington AND Russell Crowe in VIRTUOSITY
This piece of garbage is a huge stain on the careers of two great actors. Having done a fantastic job in Romper Stomper, Crowe almost killed his career with this one. Luckily, he was cast in L.A. Confidential and redeemed himself. Denzel had just finished Crimson Tide and Philadelphia, so this was one mighty f-up. It took him a while to recover, not making another genuinely good movie again until He Got Game, some 3 years later. And in 2001, Training Day set him back on track with an Oscar win.
9: Halle Berry in CATWOMAN
She won an Oscar for her role in Monster's Ball. She thought she could get away with playing a lame hero/villain for an entire film. If you paid good money to see this in the movie theater, you should not expect sympathy from anyone...this one smelled like a crappy film from 10 miles away.
8:Roberto Benigni in PINNOCHIO
Talk about a huge fall from grace. His amazing performance in "Life Is Beautiful" nabbed Benigni the Oscar. He decides to follow it up by dressing in pink PJs and acting like a dick. This one got 0% on Rotten Tomatoes by the way.
7: Meryl Streep in DEATH BECOMES HER
This film certainly didn't become Meryl Streep, starring alongside other heavy-hitters like Bruce Willis and Isabella Rossellini. The 1992 "comedy" about immortality was about as funny as athletes foot and smelled just as bad. And to think, this came from the director of Back To The Future.
6: George Clooney in BATMAN & ROBIN
Tim Burton resurrected the Batman franchise only to see it get destroyed by Joel Schumacher. Batman Forever was crap. Batman & Robin was so bad it should have been burned before leaving the Warner Bros. lot. And with George in the title role, he looked more embarrassed-actor than he did super-hero.
5: Gene Hackman in SUPERMAN IV
The French Connection; Mississippi Burning; Unforgiven. All great films. And he still thinks he should come back to Superman for a third time (he was absent from the equally bad Superman III) to play Lex Luthor and the VOICE of Nuclear Man, one of the worst villain names in history. He immediately followed this one with No Way Out, a superior film in every sense of the word.
4: Robert DeNiro in THE ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE
The mighty DeNiro has made some questionable choices of late, but none can top this appalling piece of trash from 2000. It also included Renee Russo and Jason Alexander. The money must have been outstanding.
3: Al Pacino in DICK TRACY
It was a time of comic book adaptations and questionable choices. Dustin Hoffman and David Bowie also made the mistake of working on this dire flick.
2: Michelle Pfeiffer in GREASE 2
With instant (s)hit songs like "Cool Rider" and "Who's That Guy?" Michelle is lucky to have recovered from this stinker!
1: Michael Caine in JAWS 4: The Revenge
The uber-cool Caine played in Alfie, The Italian Job, Zulu and most recently, The Dark Knight. But there was a time when Caine took anything offered to him, and this miserable stinker is the crap movie to end all crap movies. The shame.
From The Star Wars Archives...
From left to right: Han Solo, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Leia, Luke Skywalker and R2D2.
Star Trek - The Next Generation...Of Special Effects?
And I thought they had good effects. Never trust your memory.
Come on, It Does Make More Sense This Way.
The VERY Enthusiastic Dancers At Baptist Church, Set To Rave Music.
It just works.
Star Wars TaunTaun Sleepings Bags Coming Soon!
Yes. An April Fools Gag becomes a reality. I want one.
Auto-Tune: The Secret Is Out.
Well, Cher let the cat out of the bag, but it's been going on for ages.
About Time - The Homeopathic E.R.
I laughed for the entire skit. Great stuff.
And here are a few more Mitchell & Webb sketches, just for fun...
Crap TV Shows...
No God...
Biscuit Levitation...
Toothbrush Boardroom...
Why Do I Get The Feeling That This Is Genuine?
Because it is. Another lunatic fringe of the uber-religious right. Even if you don't believe in heaven, the question is still as offensive as ever. And to research it, well, that's even more offensive. What next...are minorities in league with Satan?! (By the way, it took several attempts to load this to blogger...the reason - the image is corrupt. No kidding!)
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