If This Is Real, I Am NEVER Going Into A Sewer

It could be a hoax, but it's a damned good one if it is. Holy crap.

The Only Michael Jackson Post I'll Do

I don't want to add to all the hype, but it seems wrong not to say something. The guy was many things to many people, and he did some questionable things. But as a performer, he really was something else. This one's for G$.

The Most Amazing Macbook Feature Yet!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Wait...actually, it is a plane.

I Don't Have An IPhone...

...but if I did, I would so want it to look like this (with my face of course). My favorite...YouTube. This guy is classy.

How Many Colors Do You See?



I guarantee, you'll get this one wrong. The complete answer is here.

The Panic Button. For Times When It's Not SFW.

Genius product. Just slam the big red button and it takes you to a spreadsheet or screensaver. Right now it's $5, but even at $8 or even $15, it's well worth it.

Bizarre Deleted Scene From Terminator 3

Now you know...it was all Sergeant Candy's fault.

Roger Ebert Goes After Bill "DOUCHE" O'Reilly

Another reason I LOVE Ebert sometimes. Here, he outlines exactly why I can't stand the blowhard Bill and his propaganda politics and reporting.

Bill O'Reilly has been brought low by the same process that afflicted Jerry Springer. Once respected journalists, they sold their souls for higher ratings, and follow their siren song. Springer is honest about it: "I'm going to Hell for what I do, and I know it," he's likes to say. O'Reilly insists he is dealing only with the truth. When his guests disagree with him, he shouts at them, calls them liars, talks over them, and behaves like a schoolyard bully.

The seven propaganda devices include:

* Name calling -- giving something a bad label to make the audience reject it without examining the evidence;
* Glittering generalities -- the opposite of name calling;
* Card stacking -- the selective use of facts and half-truths;
* Bandwagon -- appeals to the desire, common to most of us, to follow the crowd;
* Plain folks -- an attempt to convince an audience that they, and their ideas, are "of the people";
* Transfer -- carries over the authority, sanction and prestige of something we respect or dispute to something the speaker would want us to accept; and
* Testimonials -- involving a respected (or disrespected) person endorsing or rejecting an idea or person.

Batman Returns

It's fun.

I Guess The Name Asswipe Was Taken

Seriously, when did this become necessary?

Whacky Waving Arm-Flailing Inflatable Tube Man

Title says it all.

Giants Walking Around In London

C'est Magnifique.

Whaddya Think? Does Danny Stand A Chance?

Holy crap, talk about psycho stalker. This Jill Wagner woman should get a bodyguard.

Buckets Of Fun!

Surely the writers of this jingle weren't expecting it to get made. I mean, come on.

Brett Michaels - Now That's An Exit

It all went to plan. Sing crappy song, strut like a douche, run straight into the set and break your nose. Perfection.

The Dyson Airblade - Coming To A Bathroom Near You

Well, hopefully. It basically uses high pressure air to literally pull the water off your hands (and away from you). Great!

Magnet Removes Iron From Flakes Of Iron-Fortified Breakfast Cereal

When they say 100% of your daily iron dose, they ain't kidding!

Literal Eclipse Of The Heart

I never realized how effed-up this vid was until now.

Treat A Dog Like A Dog...

...and this is what happens. Don't worry, it's SFW.

A Doodle

I doodled

Anyone Out There Know What This Is?

Looks like it swallowed some fiber-optic cable.

You Have To Admire Honesty

This is right out of Curb Your Enthusiasm or something.

Somewhat unnecessary?

Just a tad.