Every woman's fantasy?

Very weird ad. But I like it.

Trains collide head-on

Fire the scheduler.

Yup, that's Einstein....umm, hang on...

From up close, it's old Albert. But step away from your screen and look again.
Who do you see now? Hint. She was famous for nobbing a Kennedy.

Another reason I don't like bees

Although to be fair, there's a surreal quality to this crap.

Stop with your filthy minds.

It's clear to me that Captain Kirk (in this non-photoshopped image, I swear) is holding a stalagmite, and hopes to ambush the bad guy with it shortly...probably by shoving it up his ass.

Life in a creative job

Yes, it is like this. Often.

The amazing world of sand art

A lightbox + sand = art

At least they're honest

Big Brother

How long before this happens? 10 mins?

A brutally honest and funny answer.

"So, how'd you make such a stunning touchdown?" - click image to enlarge.

"A little too much magnesium?"

So you can guess what happens. The music helps set the scene.

A challenge - try not to laugh

Think of horrible things.
Put on a stoney face.
If you're not laughing by the time the old guy with the yellow shirt is half way through, you are an alien.