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Coffee cup holder

I don't know what it says, but it made me laugh.

Can you just feel the love for George W. Bush?

Boy, listen to that crowd. This is Bush throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game. If he'd spent as much time researching foreign policy as he did practicing baseball, the country might not be in the crapper right now.

Tom Cruise is the answer

Probably the only funny part of the upcoming Superhero Movie, but we live in hope.

Insane drum solo from Japanese drummer

Not that his race is all the important really, I've just never seen many Japanese drummers...and this guys rocks!

Tron - the original and the better, cardboard remake

It's amazing that Tron was ahead of its time.

The original.


The cardboard remake.

The TSA is a complete joke…and not a funny one.

I have always had my doubts about the TSA. I’ve read too many stories about poorly trained screeners, underpaid workers, long hours and a basic lack of understai8ng of real threats. However, as I don’t travel a lot I didn’t see my assumptions come to light until this week. I flew on a return journey from Denver to New York.

First, let’s start with a quick test. You don’t need to have any training in airline screening procedures or FBI terrorist knowledge. Simply rank the following objects, all of which I had with me in my carry-on or about my person, in order of potential danger to the flight and the people on board.

A - Cavity-destroying but harmless-to-humans Colgate toothpaste


B - The dangerously sexy JBL On Tour speaker system


C - The flesh-tearing, bone-chopping pocket knife


If you put the knife as the main threat, you’d be wrong. Dead wrong (ironic turn of phrase). Here’s what happened.

First, my toothpaste was taken from me and thrown in the trash. The reason – it was larger than 3oz. I didn’t really care, I had forgotten about the new rule and I could buy another tube when I arrived. So, that seriously potential danger is ranked number 1 by the TSA. After all, it could be minty-smelling C4 explosive. I didn't argue, the screener looked at me like I was a moron for even attempting to bring it on board.

Next, my JBL portable speaker system for my iPod. This caused incredible confusion. It was in my carry-on bag, and as it went through the x-ray machine I heard a flurry of activity from the TSA screeners. They all rushed to the screen, making strange faces and pointing fingers. I was asked to accompany my luggage to a screening station, where they dusted for explosive traces and asked me to identify the object. When I explained it was a speaker system, they pondered and then let me through the gate.

Finally, my super-sharp and very handy lock-knife keychain. I had put my keys in my coat pocket and completely forgot about the dangerous weapon attached. I was surprised then that this object was never considered a threat. My coat went through the x-ray machine with no issues, and I left the screening area to board the plane carrying a deadly weapon. Make no mistake, this knife could gut a deer carcass (which I would never do, but you get the point).

After my few days in New York, I made a decision. I would keep the knife on my keychain and see if the New York screeners would catch it. Once again, my JBL speaker system caused more commotion than I ever expected. I was once again asked to go to a screening station and identify this alien object. I even had to open the battery compartment.

In my coat, the deadly weapon. It once again passed through the x-ray machines without incident and I boarded my flight home carrying a seriously sharp knife in my pocket. Remember, this is during a time when nail clippers and nail files are looked upon as threats to national security.

What are we to make of all this? First, the TSA screeners really don’t know how to identify threats at all. If a knife can pass through and a tube of toothpaste can’t, what on Earth is going on? The mind boggles.

Second, and more importantly, the TSA is a façade. It’s there purely to give you the illusion of safety and security. In actuality, if a terrorist wanted to get something on a plane, he/she could very easily do it. And this whole toothpaste tube rule is crazy. What’s to stop someone putting several smaller tubes of C4 together? What a joke. And as I said earlier, not a funny one. Feel safe when you fly? I know I don’t!

Daniel San - use the force or something.

What's more hurt? His pride, or his face?

You just knew this was going to happen

And it's even better in slo-mo.

The Biblically Correct Museum Tour - OMG

I rarely use OMG, but I couldn't think of a better phrase considering the content. I'm not one to bash other people's beliefs, but to just discount scientific proof as a type of faith?!

What are the big brands really saying?

Nice pieces of illustration here. I agree with Heineken, or at least, my gut does.

Video released of Hillary Clinton under fire in Bosnia

Powerful stuff. She clearly wasn't lying about the Sniper fire. (This video has been certified as completely 100% genuine by the surviving members of the Warren Commission.)

Barack's tax returns...download the pdf



The story goes that the Clinton camp, tired of getting asked about tax returns, insisted Barack release his. He did, about 2 minutes later. Looks like someone took the bait. Anyway, where are the Clinton tax returns now, hmm? You can download a pdf (I've reduced the file size to under 3mb) right here. (for some reason, it's saving as a .php, so change the extension to .pdf and you'll see everything).

Queen's history of hand waggling

She's done a lot for the UK has good ol' Queen Elizabeth II.

Can you even call these dreadlocks?

Looks more like a dread-mattress to me. Pantene anyone?

The most expensive TV ad ever made...

Abbott Mead Vickers BBDO, UK, it cost around $20 million.



And the making of...

So hot, the ice cream truck melted.

Sweet example of guerilla art in Australia.

The kid who set the German race back about 50 years

Turn the volume down if anyone in your office knows German (translations on the screen are accurate I'm told...this is a scary example of modern youth and their need for instant anything).

What's wrong with this picture?

I think an entire movie or TV show could be created from this one image. Yikes.

The 2D 3D work of art...or is it 3D 2D?

Very nice piece of art that plays with your depth perception. Click the image for a large view.

I need to explain something...The Joker is not funny!



Excuse the rant, but there have been several incarnations of the infamous Joker from the Batman comic books. From what I understand, the Heath Ledger Joker is the closest version of one of the most evil men ever to grace the pages of a comic book.

Forget the Jack Nicholson Joker, he shot a few guys but was not even remotely as twisted as the true Joker. And of course, the Joker in the 60s TV show was, well, a joke. Let me explain a few things about the nature of The Joker.

First, his makeup is ironic. He's laughing on the outside, but is truly insane and disturbed on the inside. Some people confuse insane with stupid. Please, don't. This man's IQ is up there with Batman's, the reason that he is, in fact, the match to Batman in every way. Just as Batman's psyche is twisted to do good, the Joker's is the same but opposite. He's his perfect match.

Now, let's look at a typical Joker crime, with some back story. In "The Killing Joke", probably the very best example of The Joker at work, he is a struggling chemical engineer who wants to be a stand-up comedian. He doesn't make it big, and ends up turning to crime, albeit assisting real criminals to commit a robbery, at the chemical plant where he used to work. During the planning of the robbery he finds out that his pregnant wife has died in an accident (see, this is not child's play).

The chemical plant robbery is foiled by Batman, and the man falls into a vat of chemicals (this is where Burton's Joker took inspiration from) and comes out with his bleached white face and crooked red smile.

Now, scarred inside and out, he commits a crime that is beyond what you'd see in even a movie like Saw. This, from Wikipedia, explains it all:

The Joker shoots Barbara Gordon (then known as Batgirl and in later comics as Oracle), paralyzing her. He then kidnaps Commissioner Gordon and taunts him with enlarged photographs of his wounded daughter being undressed, in an attempt to prove that any emotionally and morally stable man can become insane after having "one really bad day." The Joker ridicules him as an example of "the average man", a naïve weakling doomed to insanity.

Nice, huh? He murders one of the Robins, Jason Todd, in another novel. Commissioner Gordon's second wife also dies at the Joker's hands. And so it goes on.

So next time you think The Joker is a somewhat witty, funny-little guy, think again. He's as twisted and evil as any villain out there. And then some.

Oh, and The Joker is also so wickedly clever and sly that he is the only villain ever to have made Batman crack a smile, with this joke:

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom.

Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren’t make the leap. Y’see he’s afraid of falling… So then the first guy has an idea. He says “Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me.” But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says “What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."

That fire button at the gas station...don't push it.

Well, unless there's a fire. But you can see the result when some poor sap leans against it by accident. Still, good to know these things work.

Ben Stiller and a black Robert Downey, Jr.

The movie is Tropic Thunder. The cast is great. Let's hope it lives up to it.

A Few Good Men - The Gay Love Affair version

An interesting twist on the original. Bacon and Nicholson...and the Judge.

Two employees got some 'splainin' to do.

I would guess there is a right way and a wrong way to roll heavy-duty cable upstairs. Especially when there is a large glass door right below the staircase. Observe, the wrong way.

So you think you have R/C skills?

This guy is insane. Mad control.

A history of 30 varieties of spaghetti sauce

If you haven't read The Tipping Point or Blink, you won't know who Malcolm Gladwell is. Watch this video, about marketing personal choice, and I assure you those books will soon be on your reading list.

MAD magazine stands by George W. Bush

You have to love the MAD folks (more like SANE if you ask me). This one's for Greg Cotten, MAD magazine collector since he was in diapers.

Star Wars: The 2-minute, no budget version.

Ironically, it's still a lot better than The Phantom Menace.

10 minutes with Scientology nutjobs

They keep saying over and over "what are you afraid of?" Well, this! More evidence that Co$ is a complete cult.

The real Super Mario...yikes

Anyone else weirded out by this?

The most addictive game since Tetris...


It's got a crappy name, but trust me...you'll spend hours on this sucker. Find all the numbers hidden in the picture before your online opponent does. Click here to play.

The famous Mariah Carey song...Ken Lee

Ken Lee tibu de be lie dobchoee (that's English by the way)

Ever had a bad day?

Got Geico?

Extra cheese on my escalator please

Terrific piece of ambient marketing for a pizza place. They are located at the top of the escalator and guess what...their sales went through the roof.

Fred & Sharron know how to make movies.

I honestly thought it was a joke at first. If their movie skills improve and show off the look of your home or trailer, you must really live in a dump.

Is there a little history here?

Holy crap, they basically hate each others guts and don't mind showing it. Personally, I'm siding with the reporter. The anchor seems like a douchebag to me.

I think it's a commercial for cockroach spray

This one is dedicated to my wife Nikki, for its complete insanity and Japanese chaos.

What is Hillary doing? Seriously?

So now she's endorsing McCain over Obama. Smart move...not. Bye bye Mrs Clinton.

New type of jigsaw...and boy is it tough.


It's actually an online flash jigsaw. Play it here, if you have a few hours.
Use the arrows keys to rotate the pieces. This is a tough one.

It's completely useless...and I want one.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Sony Rolly.





Cat lover's of the world, you'll get this.

Dedicated to my sometimes annoying cats Cleo & Oscar.

From L.A. to N.Y. in 4 minutes

Only Superman could do it faster. Nice time lapse vid.

How do you eat marshmallows?

Not like these guys, right? Those Japanese games shows are the best.

7x7x7 Rubik's cube in 6 minutes

I didn't even know there was one bigger than 4x4x4. Where have I been?

I have never been this calm

Either this old bird is half-dead already...or she was a member of the S.A.S. and Navy Seals.

An ad filled with slo-mo water balloons

It captivated me. Great stuff.

In a time when the Onion made a movie...

IT was a time of war; it was a time of heroes; It was a land filled with satire.
The Onion movie trailer (careful with the volume, the CockPuncher movie may offend a few people but it's generally fine for work).

Q: How did the truck stay upright?

A: I have no idea.

Pearl Jam does Old MacDonald, and more...

Classic kids' songs played by your fav bands. Coldplay, Pearl Jam, Alanis Morissette and so on. E I O, E I O, E I O.