First post from The Onion Network - Fat Boy

I didn't say it, they did. I wish all news was this funny.


Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

Punching before eating - SNL

I know it's childish but I love it. The music is fantastic.

Dude owned by ball

I don't think this counts as exercise, but I like it.

Who needs Beckham to make soccer popular?

This will do the job.

Lightning may not strike twice...

...but that doesn't stop fate from intervening. Check out this piece of news footage, it breaks at just the right (or wrong) time. Classic.

Rock, paper, scissors...and a beat down.

Japan. Where else? In this short clip, you can clearly see that they take the game FAR too seriously.

The birdman of old London town

I love the futility of these guys trying to scare birds away as someone constantly feeds them. Nice!

How do you put the bird in the cage?

Nice optical illusion. Just make sure you don't get your greasy nose on the screen, k? Actually, it's your screen, do what you like.

Bowling ball juggling goes south.

Gee, who'd have thunk it. What could possibly happen?

Ow ow ow ow ow

Cameraman takes a 28lb chunk of metal to the, well, you figure it out.

Indian song with "translation"

These videos are always so hyper. Quite cool. This time someone has done a really awful translation.